1. Not worth the paper it isn’t printed on. No plot, transparent characters, predictable ending. Should be in the home’improvement genre, not horror. A two year old could do better. The publisher also put no effort into the simultaneous translations. No takers on the film rights, I bet. Two more letters in the title and it could have been about an extra-terrestrial calling for its blankie. Even that would have been more scary.

  2. Oh, great, now I feel like an idiot…there’s a video that didn’t load until after I’d posted my comments.

    Video gets a C+. Just the post BLANK: A NOVEL with an empty post was funnier. (But, then, I’m told my sense of humor leans toward the weird side.)

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