Found this amusing little anecdote over on Not Always Right, the site where people post their stories of hilarious encounters with rude or obnoxious customers, and chuckled for quite a while afterward.
It begins innocently enough:
(A customer walks into the bookstore and begins looking around.)
Me: “Hello! Is there anything I can help you find today?”
Customer: “Yes, there is this book that I heard about on the radio that I want to read. I can’t remember the title, though.”
Me: “Alright, do you know who the author is?”
Customer: “No, but I’m pretty sure that he was from Norway, and it came out really recently.”
but the punchline comes at the very end.
The publishers have been complaining that lots of people are doing this, but somehow you just don’t expect any of them to be quite so blatant about it.