I’ve really been trying to ignore this story, as it’s more than a little silly, but it just keeps popping up everywhere! It seems that a survey has drawn the conclusion that iPad owners “are the selfish elite”: “wealthy, sophisticated, and smart but don’t care about anybody else.” According to Tim Koelkebeck of MyType, which carried out the survey, iPad owners are are six times more likely to be ‘wealthy, well-educated, power-hungry, over-achieving, sophisticated, unkind and non-altruistic 30-50-year-olds’. They are self-centered workaholics with an overwhelming interest in business and finance who...