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The Real World

I can’t see the point of e-books. They are slower to flick through than real books, you can’t lend them or borrow them or give them away, and if you leave them on the train they cost hundreds of dollars to replace. Nevertheless, some people seem to like them, and as a publisher it’s my job to offer people what they might want. Here is my first look, as a publisher and a citizen of the real world (see above) at what my distribution options are.

A****n

In the third largest country in the western hemisphere, behind the Silicon Curtain, one company seems to be capturing most of the market, or at least most of the publicity. It has hired retired Lada engineers to style a retro-1950s machine which people have to buy if they want to buy its e-books.  No-one in the real world is allowed to see or touch this machine, and although a software version is available on the iPhone, that too is not permitted to pass the Silicon Curtain.

Not only are e-book exports into the real world forbidden, imports from the real world are banned also. Only publishers with addresses and bank accounts in the USA are allowed to sign up as suppliers.

Shortcovers

How refreshing, therefore, to turn to a company whose presentation and graphic style remind one of the current century. Free of the USA and all its hangups, Shortcovers covers the world. Download its application to your iPod and you can browse through a vast list of books. The buying experience is swift, slick, and utterly consistent:

  1. photoBrowse to the book you want.
  2. Tap on its picture.
  3. Tap on the "Read Excerpt" button.
  4. See an error message.

It used to be a classic of the Iron Curtain that grand restaurants, with acres of starched linen and tons of ornate silver cutlery, would have sixteen-page menus full of succulent dishes that turned out, when you ordered them, to be unavailable. Eventually you would despair and ask the waiter what was available and he would tell you: cabbage soup.

Shortcovers considers it unsporting to bring a game to such a brutal conclusion. Instead, you can spend many happy afternoons browsing through shiny pictures of books hoping that one of them might not generate an error message– because very occasionally they don’t. Unfortunately potential readers of The Snow Cow may have better uses for their afternoons, so until Shortcovers populate their pages with books that are actually available, their site will be good as a diversion but not much use for buying or selling books.

ebooks.com

At this point I did what an innocent member of the public might do, and searched Google. ebooks.com is a jump backwards in graphic design but a step forward in practice. Every book page gives a synopsis, exhaustive bibliographic data, and a footnote like the following:

This book is only available to customers in the following countries: Afghanistan, Albania, Algeria, American Samoa, Andorra, Angola, Antarctica, Antigua and Barbuda, Argentina, Armenia, Aruba, Austria, Azerbaijan, Bahamas, Bahrain, Bangladesh, Barbados, Belarus, Belgium, Belize, Benin, Bermuda, Bhutan, Bolivia, Bosnia and Herzegowina, Botswana, Bouvet Island, Brazil, British Indian Ocean Territory, Brunei Darussalam, Bulgaria, Burkina Faso, Burundi, Cambodia, Cameroon, Canada, Cape Verde, Cayman Islands, Central African Republic, Chad, Chile, China, Christmas Island, Cocos (Keeling) Islands, Colombia, Comoros, Congo, Congo, The Democratic Republic of the, Cook Islands, Costa Rica, Côte d’Ivoire, Croatia, Cuba, Cyprus, Czech Republic, Denmark, Djibouti, Dominica, Dominican Republic, East Timor, Ecuador, Egypt, El Salvador, Equatorial Guinea, Eritrea, Estonia, Ethiopia, Falkland Islands, Faroe Islands, Finland, France, French Guiana, French Polynesia, French Southern Territories, Gabon, Gambia, Georgia, Germany, Gibraltar, Greece, Greenland, Grenada, Guadelope, Guam, Guatemala, Guinea, Guinea-Bissau, Guyana, Haiti, Heard and McDonald Islands, Holy See (Vatican City State), Honduras, Hong Kong, Hungary, Iceland, Indonesia, Iran, Israel, Italy, Jamaica, Japan, Kazakhstan, Kenya, Kiribati, Korea, Republic of, Kuwait, Kyrgystan, Lao People’s Democratic Republic, Latvia, Lebanon, Lesotho, Liberia, Libyan Arab Jamahiriya, Liechtenstein, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Macau, Macedonia, Madagascar, Malawi, Malaysia, Maldives, Mali, Malta, Marshall Islands, Martinique, Mauritania, Mauritius, Mayotte, Mexico, Micronesia, Moldova, Monaco, Mongolia, Montenegro, Morocco, Mozambique, Nauru, Nepal, Netherlands Antilles, Netherlands, The, New Caledonia, Nicaragua, Niger, Nigeria, Niue, Norfolk Island, Northern Mariana Islands, Norway, Oman, Pakistan, Palau, Panama, Papua New Guinea, Paraguay, Peru, Philippines, Pitcairn, Poland, Portugal, Puerto Rico, Qatar, Reunion, Romania, Russia, Rwanda, Saint Kitts and Nevis, Saint Lucia, Saint Vincent and the Grenadines, Samoa, San Marino, Sao Tome and Principe, Saudi Arabia, Senegal, Serbia, Seychelles, Singapore, Slovakia, Slovenia, Solomon Islands, Somalia, South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands, Spain, Sri Lanka, St. Helena, St. Pierre and Miquelon, Sudan, Surinam, Svalbard and Jan Mayen Islands, Swaziland, Sweden, Switzerland, Syrian Arab Republic, Taiwan, Tajikistan, Tanzania, Thailand, The Turks & Caicos Islands, Togo, Tokelau, Tonga, Trinidad and Tobago, Tunisia, Turkey, Turkmenistan, Tuvalu, Uganda, Ukraine, United Arab Emirates, United States, United States Minor Outlying Islands, Uruguay, Uzbekistan, Vanuatu, Venezuela, Vietnam, Virgin Islands U.S, Wallis and Futuna Islands, Western Sahara, Yemen, Yugoslavia.

This makes the ebooks.com site as romantic as an old-fashioned Telex directory, but I’m afraid that unromantic Snow Cow readers may lose patience before they get anywhere near my book.

So – is the world going pear-shaped? Not quite…

Apple

Apple, unlike Amazon, is an international business.  It can deal with a supplier anywhere in the world, and it can supply products to 80 countries, funnelling the revenue straight into the supplier’s bank account. The layout of the App Store is admittedly not the best possible for books, but the App we can get round that by having a clear link to it on our site.

The App Store’s overwhelming advantage is that if a product is listed in an App Store, that means that a customer really can buy it. I thought that all sites worked that way, until I discovered e-books…

The big disadvantage of Apple is that it sells for the iPhone/iPod platform only, and that e-books have to be packaged as applications rather than as ePub files. But if that is the only choice, what else can we do?

Unless we just give it all away free…

The future

Some people may imagine that if Amazon launches the Kindle in Europe then things might improve; but I doubt it. Amazon does not trade as a single international entity, and suppliers have to have separate contracts with Amazon USA, Amazon UK, and so on. Amazon USA doesn’t even know how to do electronic funds transfers to Europe yet. I can’t see Amazon having the skill or the will to match Apple’s international commerce infrastructure.

The case of the other two suppliers I have mentioned is more puzzling. I cannot think of any IT-related reason why they cannot present a customer with a list of items for sale that actually are for sale to the customer; but then they are experts and I am not.

Meanwhile, it seems to be Apple or selling the e-book ourselves.

 
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