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glennbeckbookJobs might be lost if I’m not careful.

So I won’t even say which book chain it was—just that this little chat happened recently at a store in a liberal city in the D.C. area.

Employees were gracious and apologetic in saying why they probably couldn’t carry even a few copies of my Washington novel.

The trade paperback wasn’t on The List from the headquarters of their chain. Why? My very legitimate publisher had used print-on-demand-technology, and apparently I was up against the hoary old returns issue.

Praised by the same newspaper distributed in the store—but still shut out by the MBAs

Here’s the big kicker. The Washington City Paper had recommended my debut novel in March, even working in the holy names of Chandler and Hammett. Imagine: the same newspaper given away for free in the chain store.

Meanwhile a stand at the front was loaded with copies of books by Glenn Beck, the conservative broadcaster—this in a hugely Democratic city of Volvos and Obama bumper stickers!

Sorry to use a personal example in the TeleBlog for a second time today, but I can’t resist, given all it says about the lunacy of certain people in the book trade. Oh, to think of the thousands of good local writers whom the bookstore chains are dissing. I’m hardly the sole victim. Are chains outside the U.S. as obtuse as in the States? I’d love to hear from TeleRead community members in Canada, the EU countries, Australia, Japan and elsewhere.

Question for the MBAs

Along the way, will the MBAs in the book business take a little time out from their spreadsheets and please explain such flagrant disregard—not only of local customers and writers, but also of shareholders?

I love p-books, not just e-books,  but the big chains are apparently doing their part to hasten their demise. Small wonder that Amazon is eating the chains’ lunch.

Physical bookstores can’t compete on price. But how about little details such as service and locally appropriate inventory? And hiring? Are the chains’ MBAs so dumb that they can’t find unemployed but savvy English majors to staff the stores and choose suitable titles?

Actually I suspect that many intelligent adults already work in the chain stores; why can’t top management let them do their jobs? I know that profits on items like book markers can be higher than on actual books. But still…

The phrase to use here?

imageYes, I’m happy to see certain chains selling e-readers from Sony and other companies and trying to adjust to new technology in other ways, such as with online bookstores; but that’s no replacement for old-fashioned sanity in the executive suites.

I’d rather not be rude to possible sellers of my novel; and I know the world abounds with brilliant MBAs, too, not just morons. But in writing this post, I keep thinking of the title of Beck’s new book: Arguing with Idiots.

Print on demand: No panacea—and perhaps a major complication ahead

Maybe the efficiencies and capabilities of print on demand at local stores can eventually save the chains. But for how long? What happens when copying shops and coffee joints offer similar products and services?

Of course, the book chains might say, “But they don’t know books.”

Exactly. Then again, if the chains keep treating employees and customers like morons, just how credible will that response be in the end?

 
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