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WeigtingApplesAndOranges_3“If you two don’t stop quarreling back there, I’m going to turn this e-book industry around!”

One might imagine Amazon and Barnes & Noble’s mother scolding them thus from the front seat of the family car, as over the last day or so the two have been issuing dueling announcements over the length of their battery life. Thus far Amazon has claimed the Kindle to have a battery life of up to one month if reading one hour per day with the wi-fi turned off. (30 days x 1 hour = 30 hours.)

When Barnes & Noble came out with the Nook Easy Touch Reader the other day, it claimed a battery life of up to two months—if reading one-half hour per day with the wi-fi turned off. (60 days x 0.5 hour = 30 hours.) At which point, Amazon abruptly changed its own calculation from 1 month x 1 hour to 2 months x 1/2 hour to match. (We won’t even get into that greatest of all marketing weasel-words, “up to,” which in actual practice means “you’ll get this much if you’re lucky, but you’ll probably actually get less and you certainly won’t ever get more.”)

Now CNet reports receiving a statement from Barnes & Noble that changes the measurements to an entirely new standard (and seems to sound rather annoyed underneath all the marketroidese).

With up to two months on a single charge, the all-new Nook has the longest battery life in the industry and superior battery performance to Kindle 3. In our side-by-side tests, under the exact same conditions, continuous use of the device resulted in more than two times Kindle’s battery life. While reading at one page a minute, the all-new Nook battery lasts for 150 hours, where the Kindle battery, using the same page-turn rate, lasts for only 56 hours (both with Wi-Fi off). We’ve also done a continuous page turn test and at one page turn per second, the all-new Nook offers more than 25,000 continuous page turns on a single charge.

It’s probably going to take an independent review authority like Consumer Reports to run a test and find out which one is really longer-lasting. Though from the point of view of someone who connects his electronic devices up to charge every night while sleeping, it’s really kind of a tempest in a teacup.

 
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